seblaine:

sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better

(via saintpolar)

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

(via shruthi)

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theoedipusreject:

kingjaffejoffer:

effigyofubiquity:

Abridged Black Bush. Easily one of the best skits ever. The quotability! I cut the Jamie Foxx part because I think it’s the least funny part and had to get under 5 mins. This is really for me, so I can watch this shit quickly after someone drops a reference to it somewhere and I just gotta watch it. 

One of my favorite skits from the show. Ah man, I love this.

This is my #1 favorite skit from the show. It had so many fucking quotables. 

This shit never gets old.

(via razorlike)

we sexy

we sexy

(via epic-humor)

Either the fault line between Europe’s ruling class and its denizens has just cracked open, or Manchester United has drawn with Barcelona.
Jon Stewart (via moreawesomewithfootball)

nintendoggystyle:

wanna go smoke some vodka

(via dietchola)

thebloodybaron:

gurl i kno u did not just try ta fuk wit me while mah nails r dryin

thebloodybaron:

gurl i kno u did not just try ta fuk wit me while mah nails r dryin

(via cuntlery)

Gorillaz - Empire Ants (Feat. Little Dragon)
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melomanes:

Gorillaz (Feat. Little Dragon) / Empire Ants

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