sometimes I keysmash and I’m like jsbsjsjdndh and then I’m like no that’s not right kshejrbtbtjjdh yeah that’s better
(via saintpolar)
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via shruthi)
Abridged Black Bush. Easily one of the best skits ever. The quotability! I cut the Jamie Foxx part because I think it’s the least funny part and had to get under 5 mins. This is really for me, so I can watch this shit quickly after someone drops a reference to it somewhere and I just gotta watch it.
One of my favorite skits from the show. Ah man, I love this.
This is my #1 favorite skit from the show. It had so many fucking quotables.
This shit never gets old.
(via razorlike)
Either the fault line between Europe’s ruling class and its denizens has just cracked open, or Manchester United has drawn with Barcelona.Jon Stewart (via moreawesomewithfootball)